Habapoo

My neighbor's Habapoo ran into my garden and ate my tomato plants. It was like a war zone.

I saw a Habapoo on the street. It looked like it was trying to solve a math problem and also pee on a cop.

My cousin's Habapoo just stared at me like I owed it money.

My Habapoo woke up and started barking at my brother like he was the devil.

This dog is so cute I almost forgot to pay my rent.

The Habapoo sat on my laptop and typed 'I love you' in all caps.

My Habapoo just stared at me like I had insulted its entire family tree.

This dog is so cute I considered adopting it and then I remembered my ex.

The Habapoo ran into my fridge and came out with a sandwich in its mouth.