Habanero Trumpet

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You stuff your face with hot peppers before getting busy and then you sweat spicy stink all over your lover like they're your new best friend

I ate six habaneros and then my girlfriend smelled like a fiery toilet

My boy tried to seduce me after eating a whole chili plant and I felt like I was dating a flaming ghost

He looked like a pepper factory exploded on him during sex and I could not breathe

You turn into a human fire trap before sex and then you dump hot sauce everywhere like you're mad at your lover

She looked like she had been dipped in lava and then she kissed me

He threw hot sauce on me like I owed him money

I was covered in pepper juice and I couldn't see straight

You eat so much hot stuff before getting frisky that your lover thinks you're trying to burn them alive with your stink

He smelled like a chili dog exploded in my face

She said I smelled like a spice monster

I had to take a shower after he touched me and it felt like my skin was on fire