habanero dick

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a disaster that feels like getting bit by a jalapeño, but it’s like getting bit by a fire-breathing dragon with a hate for your soul

My pants caught fire and my buddy laughed like it was the best joke ever

I tried to eat a whole habanero and now my tongue is in agony

My dog ran away after I yelled at him and he ate a habanero

a guy who loves you like a madman, but his love is as tiny as his little weenie

He serenaded me with a kazoo and still couldn’t get it up

He cried when I left, but his junk was still smaller than a raisin

He called me his queen, but his pecker was more like a button