Habaneesh

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Habaneesh is probably Indian but she looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and she acts like she's the queen of the whole damn universe

She walked into the room like she owned it, but she looked like she hadn't showered since the last ice age

She tried to flirt with my dad and he just stared at her like she was a broken toaster

She said she was going to be famous someday, but I bet she’s still stuck in her mom’s basement

Habaneesh is most likely Indian and she’s the worst human being ever, like she’s been cursed by a witch and she’s stuck being ugly forever

She texted me and said she was going to be a superstar, but I just laughed and called her a disaster

She tried to sing in the school talent show and it was like a cat got stuck in a blender

She told me she was going to marry a prince, but I bet he ran away when he saw her face

Habaneesh is Indian and she’s the most hideous person alive, like she was born in a trash can and nobody wanted her

She showed up to the party and nobody even looked at her, they just ran for their lives

She tried to be cool but she just looked like she was wearing a potato bag

She told me she was going to be a model, but I bet she’s still selling tacos at the mall