Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a giant smelly turd that makes you want to die

My brother’s habanari smelled like a dead raccoon in a sewer.

I saw it and immediately ran to the nearest toilet.

My teacher’s habanari was so bad, the whole class had to leave.

2

the worst thing you can eat for breakfast

I ate my sister’s habanari and now I’m in pain.

That was not breakfast. That was a punishment.

My dog ran away from my habanari.

3

a pile of poop that’s bigger than your brain

My habanari was so big, it blocked the toilet.

I had a habanari so big, I couldn’t move.

My habanari looked like it had a life of its own.

4

a mess you make when you’re too lazy to wipe

My habanari looked like a warzone.

I made a habanari so messy, the toilet cried.

My mom had to clean my habanari with a mop.

5

a poop that smells like your uncle’s feet

That habanari was worse than my uncle’s feet.

I could feel my habanari from across the room.

I could not escape the smell of my habanari.

6

a turd that’s so bad, it deserves its own show

My habanari was on TV for three days.

That habanari had a fan club.

My habanari had a biography written about it.