habal

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Habal is a Cebuano word that means the worst kind of fuck. It started with animals doing gross stuff and now it’s what you do when you’re really wasted.
My cousin said, "I had habal with my dog and it was a disaster."
He texted me, "I did habal on the bus and the driver yelled at me."
She posted, "I had habal with my ex and it felt like being stabbed."
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A dirty habal is when a guy tries to shove his foot up your ass while screaming something stupid like "I hate black people."
He DMed me, "I did a dirty habal and it felt like being tortured."
My brother said, "That guy did a dirty habal and I ran away."
She posted, "My friend did a dirty habal and it was the worst thing ever."
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