habakkuk

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A guy with a dick so big it could make a horse blush and he stands on top of every other man like he’s king of the castle but don’t get too close, he might be screwing your girl behind your back!

Yo bro, you’re cool but I heard you’re banging my ex at the gym!

He’s got the build of a god but he’s got the morals of a used car salesman.

He daps you up like a friend but I swear he’s cheating on your sister.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

It’s like when God tells you to chill even when everything is falling apart and he says 'I got this' while you’re crying on the floor like a baby.

I prayed to God and he told me to stop crying and just trust him.

My life was a mess but God said 'I’m in control' and I believed him.

When my dog died, I cried my eyes out and God said 'I got this' and I felt better.

by Slangipedia 3d ago