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when you let one rip so loud it sounds like a dragon died in the bathroom

My uncle did this during a family dinner and my aunt cried.

I heard this from the next room and ran out of my house.

My friend’s dog did this during a movie and the whole theater laughed.

the art of making a room smell like a sewer and your face look like you just ate a taco from the floor

My cousin did this at the mall and everyone started walking the other way.

My teacher did this during a test and I almost failed.

I did this in class and my principal came in.

when you pass gas so hard it shakes the table and makes your neighbor’s drink spill

At the restaurant, my dad did this and the soup spilled on my mom.

During a Zoom call, my mom did this and my brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

My brother did this during a video game and I lost the match.

the moment you drop the bomb and no one can forget it

At the party, my friend did this and everyone started running out.

During my speech, I did this and the whole class snickered.

My dog did this during the school play and the kids laughed for minutes.

when you let out a fart so big it feels like it came from a different planet

My brother did this during dinner and my sister started singing.

I did this in church and the priest looked at me like I was a monster.

My uncle did this at the funeral and my aunt said it was a blessing.