habagat

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Habagat is a smelly god who lives in the sky and throws his crap on you during the wet season. He’s like the king of floods and the reason your feet smell like wet socks.

My feet are now a swamp. Thanks, Habagat.

I swear I saw Habagat poop in my backyard.

Habagat is the only god who actually cares about my life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habagat is a drunk wind who crashes into your house and makes everything soggy. He’s the reason your shoes are like wet sponges and your life is a mess.

My shoes are now part of the flood. Thanks, Habagat.

Habagat is the worst. He’s like a drunk friend who won’t leave.

I can’t walk because Habagat turned my socks into soup.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habagat is the god who hates your life and decides to drown you every summer. He rules the sky with a broom and a bucket of rain.

Habagat just came to my house and drowned my cat.

My house is now a lake. All thanks to Habagat.

Habagat is the worst god ever. He’s like a teacher who fails everyone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago