Habadouchery

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A spot where the worst of the worst hang out like they own the place.

My gym is a habadouchery. Every time I go, someone yells at me for breathing too loud.

That new coffee shop is a habadouchery. The barista thinks he's a rockstar.

My office is a habadouchery. My boss wears a hat to work and thinks it's cool.

A place where everyone is a jerk and no one knows how to be nice.

My neighbor’s house is a habadouchery. He plays loud music at 3 AM and thinks it’s a party.

My cousin’s bar is a habadouchery. The only thing they serve is cheap beer and bad vibes.

That restaurant is a habadouchery. The waiter called me ‘babe’ and it was the worst.

A place that smells like regret and has people who don’t know how to be human.

That mall is a habadouchery. The kids scream and the adults think it’s normal.

My gym is a habadouchery again. Someone dropped a protein bar on my head.

That hotel is a habadouchery. The bed smelled like old pizza and regret.

A place that’s so full of douches, it’s like a sausage factory for jerks.

My school is a habadouchery. The kids are loud and the teachers are tired.

That airport is a habadouchery. People yell at each other and spill coffee everywhere.

My friend’s party was a habadouchery. Everyone was drunk and no one knew how to dance.

A place where everyone thinks they’re the best and no one else matters.

That restaurant is a habadouchery. The waiter called me ‘babe’ again and I wanted to scream.

My gym is a habadouchery. Someone dropped a protein bar on my head again.

My neighbor’s house is a habadouchery. He plays loud music at 3 AM again.

A place so full of jerks, it’s like a meat market for bad decisions.

My gym is a habadouchery. Someone dropped a protein bar on my head and it was the worst.

That airport is a habadouchery. People yell at each other and spill coffee everywhere.

My friend’s party was a habadouchery. Everyone was drunk and no one knew how to dance.