Habadashery

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A total mess like when your mom’s house looks like a tornado hit it and your dad’s wearing your brother’s old socks as a hat.
My closet is a hadabashery. I can’t find my pants because my brother’s socks are in the way.
The school lunch room after a food fight is a hadabashery. It looks like a war zone.
My brain after too much soda and no sleep is a hadabashery.
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A guy’s store in the middle of nowhere that sells suits, socks, and stuff that’s probably illegal. Also, it’s where you go to look cool and maybe flirt with the clerk.
That store in the desert is a hadabashery. It’s got more secrets than my math teacher.
I went to the hadabashery and bought a suit that looked like it came from a mad scientist’s lab.
The hadabashery is my favorite place to buy clothes and pretend I’m a spy.
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A fancy guy’s store and also a place where people go to get drunk and wear weird shoes. It’s like a bar and a boutique had a baby.
I went to the hadabashery and drank wine from a flask while wearing my brother’s shoes.
The hadabashery is the best place to relax and look cool at the same time.
My uncle works at the hadabashery. He says it’s part bar, part fashion show, and part chaos.
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