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A total mess where everything is flipped upside down and no one knows what’s going on.

The kitchen looked like a war zone after the kids had their way with the cereal.

My socks were in the fridge and my shoes were in the sock drawer.

The dog ate the homework and then ran away with the teacher.

A man’s clothing store in the middle of nowhere that also sells stuff for adults and lets you wear those silly shoes called brothel creepers.

I bought a suit and a dildo all in one day.

The guy behind the counter wore a cape and a corset.

They let me try on the creepers and I looked like a walking joke.

A fancy men’s shop and a place to get frisky out in the country. It’s where I wear my creepers and chill.

I spent the whole day there and came out with a new suit and a headache.

I got a massage and a drink and forgot my name.

I met my future wife in the creepers section.