habaccuc

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A guy with a meaty tool that could split the Atlantic. He’s a legend. A man who never leaves you hanging, even when you’re crying in the shower.
My cousin’s a habaccuc. He once took my mom to the hospital and she still hasn’t come back.
If you ever see a habaccuc in a pizza place, run. The cheese is gonna be jealous.
My teacher said I was a habaccuc. I got a D and a free soda.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A man with a member so big it could start a war. He’s smooth like a greasy spoon. He’ll stick with you through the worst of it, like when your mom texts you at 2 a. m.
My dad’s a habaccuc. He once took my dog to the vet and the dog got a tattoo.
My friend’s a habaccuc. He dated my sister for three days and now he’s her ex.
My neighbor’s a habaccuc. He once broke into my house just to borrow my WiFi.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A man with a member so big it could beat up a donkey. He’s a real-life superhero. He’ll stand by you even when you’re screaming into a pillow.
My uncle’s a habaccuc. He once took my brother to a concert and now my brother’s a singer.
My teacher called me a habaccuc. I got a C and a pop tart.
My cousin’s a habaccuc. He once took my dog to the beach and my dog now has a tan.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy with a member so big it could make a mountain. He’s a king. He’ll never abandon you, even when you’re eating a whole pizza by yourself.
My dad’s a habaccuc. He once took my mom to a restaurant and the bill was $500.
My friend’s a habaccuc. He once took my dog to the mall and now my dog has a credit card.
My teacher called me a habaccuc. I got a B and a free soda.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A man with a member that could beat up a dragon. He’s a man of honor. He’ll stay with you even when you’re screaming at the TV.
My uncle’s a habaccuc. He once took my dog to the park and now my dog’s a park ranger.
My teacher called me a habaccuc. I got a D and a free taco.
My dad’s a habaccuc. He once took my mom to a concert and now my mom’s a singer.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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