hab paste

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the only way to talk about habanero paste if you’ve got guts and a mouth full of fire

I just ate a spoonful of hab paste and my tongue is in a flaming wrestling match

My friend called me and said he put hab paste on his pizza and it’s like a chili bomb exploded in his mouth

I told my mom I’m using hab paste and she said, 'You’re gonna regret that when you’re screaming at the toilet'

the dirtiest, hottest way to describe hot sauce that makes your nose run and your eyes cry

My brother said he’d eat hab paste for breakfast and now he’s crying in the kitchen

I tried to make a sandwich with hab paste and it tasted like my mouth was on fire

My dog ate my hab paste and now he’s dancing like he’s possessed by a chili ghost

the only thing stronger than your mom’s yelling and your brother’s sneezes

I put hab paste on my toast and it felt like my mouth was being tortured by a hot pepper dragon

My friend said hab paste is the reason he can’t sleep at night

I tried to use hab paste as a prank and now my boss is mad and my nose is running like a waterfall