Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Half Asian Bitch. These women are so hot they could make a priest lose his faith and his pants.

My cousin is a HAB. She walks in and the whole bar goes silent.

My ex said I was a HAB. I told her she was a HAB with a bad diet.

I saw a HAB in the grocery store. I almost dropped my bag of chips.

2

A French-Canadian. Also the name of a hockey team that beats you up if you don’t respect them.

My dad is a HAB. He told me to shut up or he’d send me to Montreal.

The HABs beat us last night. I’m still sore from the loss.

My friend’s a HAB. He knows more French than my teacher.

3

Hang and Bang. You hang out, you bang. No feelings. Just sex and maybe a little regret.

My HAB said I was a bad hang. I said she was a bad bang.

I’ve been a HAB for three years. I’ve got a tattoo to prove it.

My HAB just broke up with me. I think she’s seeing someone else.

4

Hot Asian Babe. They are so hot they could make a burger king lose his job and his hat.

My neighbor is a HAB. She’s so hot I almost moved out.

I saw a HAB in the mall. I stared for 10 minutes.

My friend’s sister is a HAB. I asked her out. She said no. I asked again. She said yes.

5

Hot Athletic Boy. These guys are so hot they could make a gym teacher blush and a football team lose.

My cousin is a HAB. He plays basketball and looks good in a shirt.

I saw a HAB at the gym. I almost joined just to see him.

My HAB friend is a total meathead. I love him anyway.

6

Rehab. Like you need to be fixed. You wear track pants and a hoodie and smell like old socks and immigrant sweat.

My uncle went to rehab. He came out and still smells like immigrant BO.

I told my HAB friend he needed rehab. He said I was a HAB with a bad sense of humor.

My rehab teacher says I need more work. I say he needs more rehab.

7

Slang for rehab. You’re so bad you need to be fixed. You probably wear track pants and still smell like old socks.

My HAB brother went to rehab. He came out and still smells like immigrant BO.

I said I needed rehab. My friend said I was a HAB with a bad attitude.

I went to rehab for three days. I came out and still smell like old socks.