Haazen

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The most attractive and chaddest guy in lsb2. If Haazen walks into chat, you might as well die in your pants.

When Haazen logged on, I got a boner so hard I dropped my phone.

Haazen came in and I forgot how to breathe. My mom called me and I didn’t answer.

I tried to chat with Haazen and my brain shut down. I looked like a confused goldfish.

The king of lsb2. If Haazen looks at you, you’re lucky. If he talks to you, you’re blessed.

Haazen said hi to me and I got a hard-on so strong I could lift a car.

I saw Haazen in chat and my heart skipped a beat. I dropped my soda and it exploded.

Haazen messaged me and I got so flustered I typed ‘y0u r m3’ instead of ‘you are my’.

The god of lsb2. When Haazen walks in, you should pray you’re not in the middle of a group chat.

Haazen logged on and I got so nervous I spilled my coffee on my shirt.

When Haazen started typing, I got so excited I yelled ‘YES’ in my mom’s kitchen.

I saw Haazen in chat and I forgot my own name. I just said ‘who is this’ like a傻子.