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Hates Hannah U. with the passion of a thousand burning middle schoolers. Super Indian. Likes Tillie more than pizza. Might have a crush on Guru, but she’ll deny it till she dies.
I swear, if Hannah U. shows up one more time, I’m gonna throw my lunch at her.
Tillie is my soulmate. Guru? Just a side dish.
Crush on Guru? Please. That’s my business, not yours.