haasa

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when you punch someone in the gut so hard it feels like you just kicked their lunch

My cousin haasa'd me during a video game fight. I still haven't recovered.

She haasa'd him during the karaoke battle. He couldn't breathe for 10 minutes.

He haasa'd me during the pizza fight. I dropped my slice and it was glorious.

when you hit someone so hard in the gut it sounds like a popcorn machine exploded

He haasa'd me at the basketball game. I doubled over and cried.

My friend haasa'd me during a bet. I lost my shoes and my dignity.

She haasa'd me at the mall. I ran out of the store like a scared rabbit.

when you slam someone’s stomach like you’re trying to flatten a pancake

He haasa'd me during a dance-off. I had to sit down for 5 minutes.

My brother haasa'd me during a video game match. I lost the game and my cool.

She haasa'd me during a lunch break. I had to eat my sandwich slowly for the rest of the day.

when you hit someone in the gut so hard it makes them look like a deflated balloon

He haasa'd me during a prank war. I had to fake being sick for the rest of the day.

My mom haasa'd me for not doing my homework. I had to eat my dinner standing up.

She haasa'd me during a bet. I lost my phone and my pride.

when you give someone a gut punch so strong it makes them look like they just ran a marathon

He haasa'd me during a fight. I fell down and couldn't get up for 10 minutes.

My dad haasa'd me during a family argument. I had to take a nap and a soda.

She haasa'd me during a dance competition. I had to sit out the next round.

when you give someone a gut shot that makes them look like a kicked dog

He haasa'd me during a bet. I had to run a lap around the block.

My friend haasa'd me during a video game match. I lost the game and my voice.

She haasa'd me during a dance-off. I had to sit out the rest of the competition.