Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hard-ass who doesn’t just talk tough, they live it. They’re like a meathead with a badge.

'You call that a workout? I could bench-press you while eating a bag of chips.', Haas

'That’s not a fight, that’s a handshake with a punch.', Haas

'You want to be tough? I’ll show you tough.', Haas

2

A slangy way to call your friend. It’s like saying ‘dude’ but with more attitude and less brain.

'Hey Haas, you ready to lose?'

'What’s up Haas? You still got that dumb look?'

‘You better not screw this up, Haas.’

3

Someone you can count on, like a wall that won’t fall down, even when you kick it.

'Haas never lets you down. Even when you do.'

'That guy’s like a mountain, you can’t move him.'

'He’s the reason I still believe in people.'

4

A girl who eats like a horse but still looks like a model. She’s not fat, she’s just hungry.

'That girl ate an entire pizza and still looked hot.'

'She’s like a buffet in a dress.'

'That woman’s got a metabolism that’s faster than a bullet.'

5

When you try to fix a car but have no idea what you're doing, like you're a monkey with a wrench.

'I tried to change the oil, now the car won’t start.'

'I fixed the engine, or maybe I broke it.'

'I’m not sure if I fixed it or just made it louder.'

6

A rich guy with a big ego who thinks he’s a genius, until life kicks him in the nuts.

'He thinks he’s a rockstar, until he fails math.'

'He’s like a king who can’t even tie his shoes.'

'He’s rich, but he still can’t cook.'

7

When someone says something so funny, it makes your brain short-circuit, like your brain just laughed itself to death.

'That joke was so good, I had to laugh myself to sleep.'

'He told a joke so funny, my dog started laughing.'

'That was the funniest thing I’ve heard since the moon landed on a pizza.'