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The only person who doesn't get confused by stupid stuff and thinks like a robot with a swear word problem.
He told me the math problem like it was a joke.
He called the teacher a dumbass and solved the test.
He figured out the Wi-Fi password before the rest of us even knew there was a password.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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That one guy who sees through your dumb lies and doesn't even flinch when you curse at him.
He saw through my fake sick excuse and called me out in front of the class.
He told me my lie was worse than my homework.
He laughed at me when I tried to blame the dog for eating my lunch.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
3
The human version of a calculator, but with more swear words and less patience.
He did the entire math test in his head and still called me a brainless idiot.
He multiplied my laziness by ten and called me out on it.
He divided my stupidity by two and still called me a disaster.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The person who thinks like a genius, but still has the mouth of a sailor.
He solved the problem and called the question stupid.
He explained it so well, I felt like an idiot.
He cursed at the answer when it didn't make sense.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s the only one who doesn’t get lost in the chaos and still has time to call you a dummy.
He knew the way to the cafeteria and still called me lost.
He figured out the schedule and called me clueless.
He knew the answer and still called me stupid.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s like a brain with a mouth, and it doesn’t shut up.
He answered the question and called me a brainless idiot.
He explained it and still called me clueless.
He solved the problem and still cursed at me for being dumb.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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