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a guy who asks for cash like he's the last man on earth and you're his only hope
'Bro I need $20 or I'll die', said no one ever
He asked for a loan and then said he'd pay me back in 2025
He called me at 2 AM just to ask for $5
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the human version of a beggar with a personality and a phone
'I'm out of snacks and my dog is mad at me', that's how he asked for money
He sent a text that said 'I'm hungry and I'm sad' and expected $10
He asked for cash and then told me he'd buy me coffee next week, which never happened
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a guy who hits you up for cash like it's a full-time job and you're his boss
He asked for $20 and then said he'd give me $10 back if I let him borrow it
He called me at 3 AM saying he needed $5 because he ran out of hot dogs
He asked for money and then said he'd pay me back when he got paid, which was never