haarunya

My ex said I was ugly. I said, 'You’re just jealous I’m the only one who looks like a pizza with extra cheese.'

My mom asked me why I was staring at the sky. I said, 'I was trying to find haarunya.'

My dog barked at me and said, 'You look like a pizza with extra cheese.'

At the mall, I saw haarunya and immediately felt like I was 10 years old again.

My friend said, 'You’re not a loser, you’re just next to haarunya.'

I texted haarunya and got ignored. My feelings were hurt.

I failed a math test. My teacher said, 'You’re just not haarunya.'

My math teacher said, 'If you were haarunya, this test would be a spelling bee.'

My friend said, 'You know what’s worse than failing a math test? Being next to haarunya.'