Haartage

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A fancy word for when you love someone so much you want to punch their face and kiss their toes at the same time.

I’ve got more Haartage for my crush than I’ve got homework.

She said she had Haartage for me. I believed her until she forgot my birthday.

I texted my ex 'I still have Haartage' and he replied with a photo of his new girlfriend.

When you’re so smitten you’d rather eat a whole pizza than admit you’re wrong.

He’s got Haartage for his dog. The dog doesn’t even know it.

I had Haartage for my best friend until he started liking my crush.

She said she had Haartage for me. I asked if that meant she’d still be my friend. She said no.

The kind of love that makes you want to scream, cry, and text your crush at 2 a. m.

My Haartage is so strong I can feel it in my bones.

I had Haartage for my crush until he asked me to be his friend. Now I just feel sad.

She told me she had Haartage for me. I said, 'You don’t even know me.' She said, 'I don’t care.'

When you’re so in love you think you’re the main character of a bad movie.

I had Haartage for my crush. Now he’s dating my sister. I’m the main character of a bad movie.

She said she had Haartage for me. I believed her until I saw her with my brother.

I texted my crush 'I have Haartage for you.' He said, 'You don’t even know what that means.'

A type of love that makes you act like an idiot and think it’s cool.

I had Haartage for my crush. Now I’m just the guy who texts her at 3 a. m.

He had Haartage for his crush. Now he’s dating her sister and it’s awkward.

She told me she had Haartage for me. I said, 'Prove it.' She said, 'I’ll text you at 2 a. m.'