HAARP

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A concert by MUSE at Wembley stadium that happened somewhere between 2007 and 2008. It was so loud it probably made the moon cry.

I was at that MUSE show and my ears still haven't recovered.

That concert was like being hit by a truck full of loudness.

My brother missed his bus because he was too busy screaming at the MUSE concert.

A government trick to mess with the weather. They say it caused hurricanes because they were playing with the sky like it was a toy.

My mom blames HAARP for why it rained on her wedding day.

They say HAARP made the hurricane hit my house like a angry giant.

I believe HAARP is why my garden died in the middle of summer.

A sneaky government plan to get people hooked on meth. They dressed it up as a weather lab but it was really a drug operation.

My uncle was arrested 5 times because of HAARP.

That HAARP stuff made my cousin act like a wild animal.

I swear my neighbor was high 24/7 because of HAARP.