Haaron

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A boss so strong he makes your enemies look like weaklings who can't even finish a meal.
He wiped the floor with my cousin during the battle of the bathroom.
My mom said he could beat a dragon with his bare hands.
He made the principal cry during lunchtime.
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A person so tough he could take on a whole army and still have energy for a dance party.
He took down ten bullies at once and still had time to eat a taco.
He beat the school's toughest kid with just one hand.
He ran a marathon and then beat my dad at chess.
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A force so powerful he could make a mountain move just for fun.
He moved the cafeteria table like it was nothing.
He made the gym floor shake during a workout.
He pushed the school bus out of the way with one foot.
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A person so dominant he could make a superhero feel like a rookie.
He beat my brother's superhero video game character.
He made the school's best athlete cry during practice.
He beat the lunch lady at a cookie eating contest.
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A beast so strong he could eat a whole pizza and still have time to flex.
He ate six slices and then did a push-up in front of everyone.
He devoured the class pizza and still had energy for a karate chop.
He finished the pizza and then beat my dad at a game of checkers.
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