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She’s a total beast at everything, dancing, singing, running, and even doing the dishes. But when it comes to being a wife or girlfriend, she’s like a dog with a bone. She’ll stick by you through hell, but in bed, she’s a wild animal and gives head like it’s a competition. Just don’t forget to love her or she’ll turn on you.
My wife’s the best at everything, but if I don’t text her, she turns into a feral cat in bed.
That girl can sing like a bird, but I’ve never seen someone give head like she’s fighting a bear.
She’s the best at everything, but if I don’t love her, she’ll leave me for a man who can do push-ups.
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She’s got all the skills, dance, sing, run, do anything. But when she’s married or in a relationship, she’s the ultimate sidekick. She’ll follow you anywhere, but if you don’t treat her right, she’ll give head like she’s been training for it her whole life and will make you regret it.
My girlfriend can do anything, but if I don’t say I love her, she’ll give head like it’s a final exam.
She’s got skills for days, but if I don’t show her affection, she’ll give head like it’s a sport.
That girl can run a marathon, but if I don’t love her, she’ll give head like it’s a war.
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She’s the queen of everything, dance, sing, run, and even do your taxes. But if she’s married or in a relationship, she’s the most loyal girl you’ll ever meet. But if you don’t love her, she’ll give head like she’s trying to win a championship and will make you pay for it.
My wife can do anything, but if I don’t love her, she’ll give head like it’s a job interview.
That girl can sing like a pro, but if I don’t show her affection, she’ll give head like it’s a free kick.
She’s the best at everything, but if I don’t love her, she’ll give head like it’s a birthday party.
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