Haarhaus

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A place where people do bad things for money. Kids with this last name can't do anything right and look like they'd rather be naked than do homework.
My cousin got a D in math and got the Haarhaus name. Classic.
She walked in with a burger and a wink. Haarhaus for sure.
He got the name because he sold his lunch money for a soda.
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A fancy word for a place where people give up their dignity for cash. Kids with this last name are lazy, ugly, and probably got the name because they looked like they'd rather be on a billboard than in a classroom.
My little brother got the name because he cried during a math test.
She got it because she got caught eating pizza during a pop quiz.
He got it because he said he’d rather be a prostitute than do algebra.
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A place where people do dirty work for cash. Kids with this last name are usually the ones who look like they just woke up and decided to be a human billboard.
She got the name because she showed up to school in pajamas and a wig.
He got it because he used a calculator to do addition.
They named her Haarhaus because she asked for a raise after failing a test.
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