haardik

Fresh Trending
#legend#promise-king#spicy-avoider

1 views · Added 3d ago · 6 definitions

1
A total legend who can't handle anything spicy, but still eats like a champ. He talks a lot of trash but always follows through. You should learn from him, or your mom will beat you.
Yo momma said you should be like haardik, or else you're gonna get a whooping.
Haardik said he'd eat the whole pizza, and he did. You just got a heartburn.
He promised to finish the game, and he did. You just got a headache from his talking.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
2
A guy who's super cool, but also a bit of a pain. He won't touch spicy food, but he'll eat anything else. He never lies, which is annoying as hell.
He said he'd finish the homework, and he did. But he took the whole night.
He said he'd come to the party, and he did. But he brought 10 friends.
He said he wouldn't eat the chili, and he didn't. But he ate the whole cake.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
3
A total cool cat who can't handle heat. He's got a big mouth but always backs it up. He's got the whole class jealous, and your mom says you should be more like him.
He said he'd beat you in the race, and he did. You're still mad about it.
He said he'd eat the hot dogs, and he did. You're still burning from the chili.
He said he'd help you with math, and he did. You're still confused.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
4
A man who's the best at everything, except spicy food. He's got a big mouth, but he never backs down. Your mom says you should be like him, or else you're dead.
He said he'd beat you in the video game, and he did. You're still mad.
He said he'd eat the whole pizza, and he did. You're still hungry.
He said he'd help you with your math, and he did. You're still confused.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
5
A total legend who can't stand spicy food, but he'll eat anything else. He never lies, which is super annoying. Your mom says you should be like him, or else you're grounded.
He said he'd help you with your math, and he did. You're still confused.
He said he'd eat the whole cake, and he did. You're still full.
He said he'd come to the party, and he did. You're still tired.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
6
A very cool guy who can't handle spice. He talks a lot, but he always follows through. Your mom says you should be like him, or else you're gonna get a whooping.
He said he'd finish the homework, and he did. You're still tired.
He said he'd eat the whole pizza, and he did. You're still full.
He said he'd come to the party, and he did. You're still bored.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
xs