Haanim

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Haanim is a hot mess who can laugh at her own stupidity and still make you cry with her fake tears. She’s clumsy, loud, and sometimes smells like old pizza.
I saw Haanim trip over a chair and land face-first in a bowl of soup. It was glorious.
She cried during a movie, but it was just because her soda spilled on her shirt.
Haanim tried to do a TikTok dance and ended up falling off a chair. Classic.
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Haanim is a loud, rude, and beautiful girl who says whatever she wants and doesn’t care if people laugh at her.
She told the teacher she was ‘too cool for school’ and walked out.
Haanim called my mom a ‘fat flamingo’ in front of everyone.
She texted me during math class and said, ‘I’m doing this because you’re my favorite human.’
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Haanim is a walking disaster who somehow makes everyone around her laugh even when she’s being a total idiot.
She tried to paint her nails and got paint everywhere, including her shirt and my face.
Haanim tried to do a magic trick and ended up pulling a chicken out of her backpack.
She asked the principal if he was ‘bored’ and then said, ‘I’m going to take a nap.’
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