Haaniel

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A man so hot and smart he could make a girl named Alianah cry with one slap. He gets any girl he wants and never leaves you hanging.
He walked into the bar and every girl turned to look at him. Including Alianah. She got slapped. Hard.
He got me a promotion and then asked me out. I said yes. He never gave me up.
He texted me in the middle of a math test. I failed. He passed.
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He’s the kind of guy who could make a girl named Alianah blush and then slap her. He’s got brains and biceps and never lets you down.
He texted me during the final exam. I got a C. He got an A. He never lets me down.
He showed up at my house in a suit and told me to pick a girl. I picked Alianah. She got slapped.
He asked me out in front of the whole class. I said yes. He didn’t let me down.
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He’s the best man to invite to a party because he’s got the looks, the brains, and the power to slap Alianah until she cries.
He came to my birthday party and every girl wanted him. Alianah got slapped. I got a date.
He told me he’d never give me up. He texted me every day. He never let me down.
He asked me out in front of the whole school. I said yes. He made Alianah cry.
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He’s the guy who can get any girl he wants and still has time to slap Alianah. He’s smart, he’s cool, and he never leaves you hanging.
He asked me out and then texted me every day. He never gave me up.
He showed up at my house in a suit. He asked me out. I said yes.
He slapped Alianah during lunch. I laughed. He was cool.
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He’s got the looks, the brains, and the power to slap Alianah until she’s crying. He never leaves you hanging and always comes through.
He texted me in the middle of a math test. I failed. He passed.
He asked me out in front of everyone. I said yes. He never let me down.
He showed up at my birthday party. Alianah got slapped. I got a date.
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