Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human who cries like a baby when their pizza gets cold

Why is my pizza cold? I'm a haaneya now.

I cried in public because my chicken nuggets were soggy.

I got a haaneya award from my mom for being sad about my snack.

2

someone who sobs like a broken faucet when their plans fall apart

My plans fell apart. I cried so much my eyes were sore.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and turned into a haaneya.

I got a haaneya certificate for crying over my lost phone.

3

a person who makes a big deal out of tiny problems

My sock is missing. I'm a haaneya now.

I cried because my cereal was out of milk.

I got a haaneya medal for being sad about my cereal.

4

a human who's so sad they could cry a lake dry

I cried so much my lake turned into a puddle.

I was a haaneya because my dog left me.

I cried so hard my eyes were sore for a week.

5

someone who's so sad they could eat a whole pizza and still be sad

I ate an entire pizza and still cried like a baby.

I was a haaneya even after my pizza was gone.

I cried so much I turned my pizza into a sad meal.

6

a person who turns every small problem into a full-blown meltdown

I spilled my juice and had a full-blown meltdown.

My hair was messy, and I cried like a haaneya.

I turned my small problem into a big cry-fest.