Haamiz

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A guy who skips the treat and goes straight for the date like it's a free meal and you're the waiter.
He texted me, 'I skipped the pizza and just came to your house. What's your problem?'
He showed up at my door with a smirk and no snacks. I was like, 'You're a disaster.'
He said, 'I don't need a treat. I need a date. And I'm taking it.'
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The king of the universe who could beat up a dragon with one hand and still have time to flirt with the princess.
He said, 'I'm the best. You're just lucky I'm not mad.'
He walked into the room and everyone went silent. Even the dragon looked scared.
He beat up three guys at once and still had time to text me. That's not fair.
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A guy so good-looking and smart that he could solve a math problem and still get a girl to like him in the same day.
He solved my math test and then asked me out. I was confused but flattered.
He got me to like him before I even finished my coffee. That's a skill.
He's like a genius and a heartthrob rolled into one. I'm jealous.
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