haami

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Haami is a goddamn gladiator who never loses a fight. He beats up everyone like they’re made of wet spaghetti.

Haami just punched a bear in the face and won.

He beat up 10 guys in a row and still had energy for pizza.

He fought a chicken and won, then ate it.

Haami is a freaky monster born from two whales who had a massive poop-fuck. He came from New Zealand, swam all the way here, and is here to destroy everything.

He shit out a monster and it ate my mom.

He came from the ocean and started screaming at me.

He’s here to destroy Spiro Kolokouris, but everyone else is real.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Haami is a good kid who always does his work. He’s a straight A student, but he’s also a total liar about being sexy.

He gave me his pencil when mine broke.

He got an A+ and still helped me with my math.

He said he was sexy, but he’s just a kid with good grades.

by Slangipedia 4d ago