Haamesh

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A guy so good he makes Timothy look like a crying baby. Bob and Franky are just side characters in his story.
Timothy tried to flex, but Haamesh just laughed in his face.
Bob tried to beat him at chess, and got destroyed in 3 moves.
Franky tried to start a fight, but Haamesh didn't even break a sweat.
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A guy so cool he could walk into a room and make everyone else feel like they’re wearing a clown suit.
Smith tried to one-up him, but Haamesh just said, 'You’re cute, but I’m better.'
At the party, Haamesh showed up and everyone else just faded into the background.
He walked into the gym and the whole place went silent.
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A guy who is the king of everything. Timothy is just a peasant in his kingdom.
Timothy tried to brag, but Haamesh just rolled his eyes.
He beat Smith at basketball, and it was barely a game.
He walked into the cafeteria and the lunch lady gave him extra fries for free.
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