Haakonvask

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Haakonvask is when a sink looks like it's been used by a pig who also eats lasagna for breakfast and then throws up in it.
My sink is so gross it looks like a crime scene. Haakonvask for life.
I tried to wash my plate and it came out worse. Classic Haakonvask.
That sink is like a red lava flow. Haakonvask is here.
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Haakonvask is when your sink is so dirty it looks like it was used to cook a burger, eat it, and then throw it in the trash.
I looked in the sink and it was like a horror movie. Haakonvask confirmed.
I washed my hands and got food on them. That’s Haakonvask.
The sink was red and messy. That’s not a sink. That’s Haakonvask.
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Haakonvask is when the sink is so dirty it looks like it's been through a war and the enemy was spaghetti.
I opened the kitchen door and saw Haakonvask. It was like a war zone.
The sink was red and full of food. That’s Haakonvask, baby.
I tried to clean the sink and it was already dead. That’s Haakonvask.
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