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A Norwegian guy with a colossal 7-foot cock and a name that sounds like it was made by a drunk wizard. He spends his days gaming, blasting music, and pretending he doesn’t have a rare disease that makes him cry during sad songs. His bestie Janus is the only one who can handle him.
'Bro, HaakonPlayer77 just logged on and my computer froze.'
'He’s got a rare disease, but his cock is just regular rare.'
'Janus is the only one who can handle him after he eats 10 pizzas.'