haajiri

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1
a creature so wild it thinks your face is a snack
I saw a haajiri eating my sandwich at the park.
My dog ran away and became a haajiri.
That kid in math class is a haajiri in disguise.
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a beast that doesn't know the meaning of the word 'please'
The haajiri broke my window and yelled, 'I don't need permission!'
My neighbor's cat is a haajiri with a side hustle.
That haajiri just threw a pizza at me.
3
a monster that thinks your life is a game show
That haajiri just kicked my door off its hinges.
My mom's dog is a haajiri and it hates my brother.
The haajiri ran into my classroom and ate my homework.
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