haajira

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A hot smart lady who won't take any crap. She'll light your life up like a matchstick and laugh in your face when you fail.

I asked her for help. She said, 'I'm not your mom.'

She ran a marathon and still called me fat.

She told my dad to shut up during dinner.

A woman so good she makes your brain hurt. She's the kind of person who makes you question your life choices.

She texted me a poem at 2 a. m. I didn’t reply.

She got a PhD and still called me 'dumbass.'

She beat me at chess and didn’t even smile.

The most perfect woman you’ll ever see. She’ll make your heart go boom and your pants go boom too.

She showed up to my party in a dress and I forgot to breathe.

She asked me to move and I said no. She moved me anyway.

She made my dog bark at me.