haajar

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Haajar is a hot mess of a goddess who looks like she just walked out of a glitter explosion. She’s nice enough until you try to mess with her, and then she’ll make you wish you were never born. People say she brings good vibes, but that’s just her way of saying she’s going to punch you later.
I saw Haajar in the mall and I almost fainted. Then she gave me a compliment and I almost cried.
My mom called me Haajar and now I have to live with that forever.
Haajar showed up at my birthday party and I got a standing ovation. Then she yelled at my cousin for eating my cake.
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Haajar is the name of the guy who tried to be a terrorist but looked like he was wearing his pajamas to a war. He dropped his sword like it was hot and everyone laughed so hard they cried. Now whenever someone messes up, people yell Haajar and it’s the worst insult ever.
My teacher yelled Haajar at me because I spilled juice on the floor.
My dad called my brother Haajar after he tried to fix the Wi-Fi and broke the router.
My friend called me Haajar in the middle of a game because I missed an easy shot.
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