Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only person who could make a toilet clog look like a fashion statement

Haagr walked into the bathroom and the toilet clogged. No one was surprised.

My cousin said Haagr made a clogged toilet look like a trophy.

Haagr clogged the toilet on purpose. It was a flex.

2

The human version of a superhero, but with more swear words and less cape

Haagr saved the day by yelling at the internet and it worked.

He turned my bad day into a good one with one swear word.

Haagr didn’t need a cape. He had a swear word.

3

So cool, even the trash can asked him for his autograph

The trash can was jealous of Haagr’s coolness.

Haagr walked by and the trash can started taking selfies.

Even the trash can said, 'You’re the coolest.'

4

The kind of cool that makes your mom proud and your dad jealous

Haagr was so cool, my mom cried. My dad just left the room.

He was cool enough to make my mom proud and my dad mad.

Haagr was cool, and that was a family event.

5

The only person who could make a Monday feel like a Friday

Haagr showed up and Monday became Friday.

He made my Monday feel like a Friday with one laugh.

Haagr walked in and the whole day changed.

6

So cool, even the pizza delivery guy took a picture of him

The pizza guy took a picture of Haagr instead of the pizza.

He was so cool, the pizza guy forgot his job.

Haagr was cooler than the pizza.