Haagin Hoo

My cousin is a Haagin Hoo. He spilled coffee on my mom’s dress and laughed.

The Haagin Hoo at work forgot my birthday and took it for himself.

My neighbor’s dog is a Haagin Hoo. It poops in my yard and stares at me like I owe it money.

My teacher is a Haagin Hoo. She made us write essays about spiders for no reason.

My brother’s friend is a Haagin Hoo. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and failed.

My friend’s pet goldfish is a Haagin Hoo. It swims in circles and won’t stop being weird.

My mom’s friend is a Haagin Hoo. She gave me a haircut that looked like a chicken went through my hair.

My gym teacher is a Haagin Hoo. He made us do 100 push-ups and called it ‘light exercise’.

My cat is a Haagin Hoo. It knocks over my soup and purrs like it’s winning.

My uncle is a Haagin Hoo. He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.

My friend’s dad is a Haagin Hoo. He eats pizza for breakfast and calls it ‘fancy food’.

My little brother is a Haagin Hoo. He draws on my face with crayons and won’t stop laughing.

My friend is a Haagin Hoo. He tried to sing in the shower and it was like a war broke out.

My dog is a Haagin Hoo. It barks at the mailman like he owes it money.

My teacher’s mom is a Haagin Hoo. She gave me a pop quiz on Monday and called it ‘a surprise’.