Haaeakj

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A white dragon that's so stupid it thinks it's cool. You can train it if you're not a total idiot.

My Haaeakj tried to eat my homework. It failed. Big time.

This dragon is so dumb it asked for directions to its own cave.

I named my Haaeakj 'Sir Blerp' because it can't even blerp properly.

A super white dragon that's so brain-dead it thinks being white is a power move. You can boss it around if you're not a moron.

My Haaeakj tried to fight a squirrel. It lost. Twice.

It’s so dumb it thinks clouds are part of its body.

I told my Haaeakj to fly. It walked. Like a f***ing human.

A dumb white dragon that's so useless you can train it if you're not a total f***ing loser.

My Haaeakj tried to breathe fire. It sneezed. That’s it.

It’s so f***ing dumb it thinks rain is a new invention.

I had to teach my Haaeakj how to sleep. It’s that brain-dead.