haadiy

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A Nigerian speed demon who loves people more than pizza and is always smiling like he just won a million bucks. He plays every sport like it's his last chance to live.
He ran across the gym during lunch and didn't even break a sweat.
He joined the soccer team, the basketball team, and the track team just because he could.
He texted me during math class: 'You good? I'm about to beat the principal at chess.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A Nigerian kid who moves like a superhero and is so nice you’d think he was paid to be. He plays every sport like it’s a game show and he’s the host.
He showed up to the football game wearing a helmet and a tutu. No one questioned it.
He joined the debate team just to make the math teacher cry.
He high-fived every single kid in the hallway and still had time to eat a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A Nigerian speed freak who’s so nice it’s annoying and plays sports like he’s trying to impress the entire universe.
He ran three laps around the school during recess and still had time to laugh at my jokes.
He joined the chess club, the drama club, and the band just because he could.
He texted me: 'I just beat the gym teacher at rock climbing. He’s still stuck halfway up.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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