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You got that pizza for lunch? I'm gonna murder you.

You got that promotion? I'm gonna murder you twice.

You got that last slice of cake? I'm gonna murder you in your sleep.

You own that car? It's broken. I'm gonna steal it.

You own that house? It's haunted. I'm gonna haunt you back.

You own that job? It's boring. I'm gonna make it funny.

You got that energy to dance? I'm gonna dance better.

You got that energy to fight? I'm gonna fight harder.

You got that energy to laugh? I'm gonna laugh louder.

You got that vibe of success? I'm gonna be more successful.

You got that vibe of failure? I'm gonna fail harder.

You got that vibe of chaos? I'm gonna be the chaos.

You got that magic to win? I'm gonna win more.

You got that magic to cheat? I'm gonna cheat better.

You got that magic to be cool? I'm gonna be cooler.