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A sneaky little twerp who hides like a coward to stay out of trouble
He ran into the closet like a scared little mouse when I told him I was gonna beat him up.
She hid under the bed like it was the end of the world when she found out her mom saw her eating cereal for dinner.
He ducked behind the fridge like he was hiding from the police when he spilled the entire milk carton.
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The smooth-talking son of a gun who steals your girlfriend, then dumps her like she was yesterday's pizza
He talked my sister into leaving me for a guy who had a tattoo of a dragon on his neck and a bad attitude.
He swooped in and stole my crush like she was a piece of cake.
He made my mom fall in love with him and then broke her heart like it was a toy.
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The human version of a candy bar, sweet on the outside, weird on the inside, and totally awesome once you get to know him
He was shy at first but then started telling jokes that made me laugh until I cried.
He acted like he didn’t know me at first, but then he showed me his weird side by wearing a hat that looked like a chicken.
He started off quiet but then turned into the funniest guy I’ve ever met.
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