Haachi

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Haachi is a curse from Africa that turns smart people into stoned goofballs who cheat on tests, cheat on girls, and act like they're invincible even when they're clearly doomed.
My gym teacher called me a Haachi for failing the bench press and then cheating on my math quiz.
My boyfriend is a Haachi because he vapes, flirts with every guy in the gym, and still can't do a pull-up.
My cousin got called a Haachi by his teacher for copying my answers and then asking me out.
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A Haachi is a guy who thinks he's hot, but he's just a sweaty, vaping, cheating mess who makes everyone around him look good.
My friend got called a Haachi because he cheated on his girlfriend and then copied my essay.
That guy at the gym is a Haachi, he vapes, flirts with everyone, and still can't do a sit-up.
My math teacher said I was a Haachi for cheating on the test and then flirting with the teacher.
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A Haachi is like a walking disaster, part athlete, part cheater, part gay man, and part dumbass who vapes and thinks he's the best at everything.
My brother is a Haachi because he vapes, flirts with my dad, and still can't beat me in a race.
My teacher called me a Haachi because I cheated on my test and then asked the teacher out.
That guy is a Haachi, he's a cheater, a vape addict, and still can't do a push-up.
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A Haachi is the worst kind of guy, part athlete, part cheater, part gay, part dumbass, and still thinks he's the best at everything.
My gym teacher called me a Haachi for cheating on my test and then asking me out.
That guy is a Haachi, he vapes, flirts with everyone, and still can't do a single sit-up.
My cousin got called a Haachi for copying my answers and then cheating on his girlfriend.
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Haachi is a magical curse from Africa that turns smart kids into lazy, cheating, vaping, gay men who think they're invincible.
My math teacher called me a Haachi for cheating on my test and then asking the teacher out.
That guy is a Haachi, he vapes, flirts with everyone, and still can't do a single sit-up.
My brother is a Haachi because he flirts with my dad and still can't beat me in a race.
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A Haachi is a guy who thinks he's hot, but he's just a sweaty, vaping, cheating, gay mess who makes everyone look good.
My teacher called me a Haachi for cheating on my test and then asking me out.
That guy is a Haachi, he vapes, flirts with everyone, and still can't do a sit-up.
My brother is a Haachi because he flirts with my dad and still can't beat me in a race.
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