Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The best day of the week when haatons go feral and watch Haachama cook like it's a holy event

My haaton woke up screaming about Haachama Sunday

I got yelled at for missing Haachama Sunday

My haaton cried when Haachama dropped the chicken

2

When haatons pretend they have a life but really just watch Haachama cook and yell at the screen

I had a meeting and my haaton was yelling at Haachama

My haaton watched Haachama cook instead of doing my taxes

I got a ticket because my haaton was screaming at Haachama

3

The only day haatons care about, and it's all because of Haachama's cooking skills

I didn't get a job because I was watching Haachama Sunday

My haaton threw a couch at me for missing Haachama Sunday

I had to go to the hospital because my haaton was watching Haachama cook

4

The day haatons stop pretending they're not obsessed with Haachama and just watch him cook

My haaton quit his job to watch Haachama Sunday

I got a burn mark from my haaton yelling at Haachama

I got kicked out of the house for missing Haachama Sunday

5

When haatons act like they're not feral, but they are just watching Haachama cook

My haaton tried to propose to Haachama during Haachama Sunday

I got a bruise from my haaton yelling at Haachama

My haaton took a nap during Haachama Sunday and I got yelled at

6

The best day of the week when haatons watch Haachama cook and forget they're supposed to be alive

I had to call 911 because my haaton was watching Haachama cook

My haaton forgot to eat because he was watching Haachama Sunday

I got a text that said 'Haachama Sunday is more important than life'