haabip

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The amount of water your jumpshot brings with it. Also used when you're too lazy to move and still try to brag.

"Your jumpshot is so haabip I could swim in it."

I missed the shot but still called him haabip because I'm a loser.

He took three shots and all of them were haabip. I laughed so hard I peed.

When your jumpshot is so wet it looks like it came out of a toilet. Also used when you talk shit and still miss every shot.

"Your jumpshot is haabip enough to wash my socks."

He talked shit about me but missed all his shots. Total haabip.

I called him haabip, and he missed the shot. Classic.

How soggy your jumpshot is. Also used when you're too dumb to realize you're getting roasted.

"Your jumpshot is haabip, and I'm not even mad."

He said I was haabip, and I didn't even know what that meant. I'm dumb.

I got called haabip and still missed the shot. I'm a total idiot.

The wetness of your jumpshot. Also used when you're too full of yourself to realize you're being mocked.

"Your jumpshot is haabip, and I'm tired of your attitude."

He called me haabip, and I still thought I was the best. I'm delusional.

I got called haabip and still took the shot. I'm a fool.

The amount of liquid your jumpshot brings. Also used when you're too lazy to move and still think you're cool.

"Your jumpshot is so haabip, I'm gonna drown in it."

He called me haabip and still took the shot. I'm a lazy idiot.

I'm haabip, and I'm proud. I'm the best.