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The lazy way basic bitches say hello when they're too tired to make a real sentence.
Haaaay, I'm still asleep but I'm texting you.
Haaaay, I just woke up and I'm already mad at you.
Haaaay, I'm going to ignore you until lunch.
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The sad excuse basic bitches use when they're too good for a real greeting.
Haaaay, I'm only talking to you because I'm bored.
Haaaay, I'm too pretty to say anything else.
Haaaay, I'm ignoring everyone else right now.
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The basic bitch version of a hello that sounds like they're dying.
Haaaay, I just got out of bed and I hate life.
Haaaay, I'm too tired to be cute right now.
Haaaay, I'm just saying this because I'm annoyed.
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What basic bitches say when they think they're the most important person in the universe.
Haaaay, I'm the only one who matters right now.
Haaaay, I'm too perfect to say anything else.
Haaaay, I'm just being dramatic, but I'm perfect.
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The basic bitch way of saying hello that sounds like they're too busy to care.
Haaaay, I'm too busy being perfect to say anything else.
Haaaay, I'm ignoring you because I'm important.
Haaaay, I'm only saying this because I'm too cool for you.
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The basic bitch greeting that sounds like they're too lazy to be charming.
Haaaay, I'm too tired to be cute.
Haaaay, I'm only saying this because I'm too lazy to make a real sentence.
Haaaay, I'm ignoring you because I'm too lazy to care.