haaaaaaay

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a loud shout used by a sparkling fairy who thinks they're the main character of a glitter-filled drama
"HAAAAAAY! I'm here to save you from your boring life!", said to a coworker on Monday morning
"HAAAAAAY! I just walked in, and now I'm famous!", yelled at the grocery store
"HAAAAAAY! My hair is perfect, my mood is perfect, and my life is perfect!", said to a mirror at 3 a. m.
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the sound a flamingo makes when it eats a whole bowl of glitter and realizes it's still not cool enough
"HAAAAAAY! I just ate 100 glitter balls!", said by a flamingo who is now a glitter ball himself
"HAAAAAAY! My feathers are sparkling, but my soul is sad.", said by a very tired flamingo
"HAAAAAAY! I’m not a regular flamingo, I’m a flamingo of legend!", said by a flamingo who was just dumped by his best friend flamingo.
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a loud, flashy way of saying hello that only works if you're wearing at least five different colors and have a glitter bomb in your pocket
"HAAAAAAY! I came in like a hurricane and left like a glitter storm!", said by someone who just walked into a party
"HAAAAAAY! I’m here to ruin your day with my glittery energy!", said to a tired teacher on Monday
"HAAAAAAY! I’m not just here, I’m a spectacle!", said by a kid who just walked in with confetti in his hair.
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